AMERICAN PIE THE BOOK OF LOVE DIRECT

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This was Sherman Hemsley's final film appearance before his death on July 24, American Pie Presents: The Book of Love was released direct-to-DVD in. Is a book that has shown much prominence in the American Pie franchise. In this direct-to-DVD spin off of the original series, a pact of men seek out the book. Ten years after the first American Pie movie, three new hapless virgins discover the Bible hidden in the school library at East Great Falls High. American Pie Presents: Beta House (Video ) Matt Stifler wants to be just like his big bro, making porn movies and having a good time.


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The direct-to-video genre has one goal: show women with their shirts off. Really, that's it, or at least that's it when it comes to an American Pie. Three East Great Falls High virgins stumble across the mythical "Book of Love," and vow to use the wisdom contained therein to bed the hottest. American Pie Presents: The Book of Love (sometimes known as American Pie and the Book of Love) is a teen comedy released directly to DVD.

Eugene Levy wags his eyebrows. They find a book full of sexual techniques that don't work, but then they do.

There are giant parties at rich people's houses with lots of plastic cups. They eventually get laid. The end. I'm sorry. I should have put "possible spoiler" for people who have been living under rocks for the past decade and just finally got out of their dirtholes, crawled into the nearest internet cafe, and by mashing their foreheads against the keyboard accidentally stumbled upon this site.

Mea culpa. Thirty must be the new sixteen because this batch of high schoolers looks the oldest yet.

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They might have been able to bring back the original cast and had them look younger. Not that I would ever suggest that. Ever in my entire life. Pretend that sentence didn't happen. Print this page and eat it. For most of the movie, my girlfriend and I tried to determine from which actors' loins these antibiotic-oops-babies sprung.

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The script was penned by David H. Steinberg, who is supposedly one of the other fuckers writing Howard Stern's Porky's. This does not bode well.

Unless you like the idea that instead of one of the kid's getting his crank yanked through a hole in a shower, maybe accidentally he sticks it in a donut and a teacher dips it in coffee and then eats it. And while I like breasts as much as the next heterosexual fellow and pretty much every actress in the movie earned her way on to Mr. Skin, I shouldn't have to sit through 94 minutes of weak jizz jokes just to see them.

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It's like reading Playboy for the advertisements. While most of the movie is the guys either not getting laid or fucking peanut butter sandwiches, the final thrust of the movie involves them trying to recreate the sacred "Bible" of sexual advice.

They call the first guy in the book to help, and lo and behold, it's Mr. Levenstein -- Eugene Levy.

Then they call the rest of the guys who were in the book, which gives them an opportunity to have a 15 minute montage of chalkboards, highfives, and VH1 Celebretards.

Seriously, here's the cameo list: Thomas Howell. Not to be undone, they also peppered the movie with other bit roles for Curtis "Booger" Armstrong and Kevin "K-Fed" Federline, who was unrecognizable as a Canadian border guard because homeslice shaved the douchetrim and talked normally.

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Following a page in The Bible, Rob and his friends visit a Canadian brothel with a very experienced prostitute, Monique. Monique dies while performing oral sex on Rob, and the panicked boys drive home.

English French. Movie Info Three East Great Falls High virgins stumble across the mythical "Book of Love," and vow to use the wisdom contained therein to bed the hottest girls in school.

In this direct-to-DVD spin off of the original series, a pact of men seek out the book of love, but it is destroyed, and they set to meet the makers of, leading to the original creator, Noah Levenstein , aka Jim's dad.